Dirty electricity from your iPad is harming you; this permed snake oil salesman can save your life

By on Aug 17, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Humor August 17, 2011

YouTube exists, and this is why. You see, if it wasn’t for YouTube, there’s no way this guy would have been able to put together this video and share his life-saving insights with the world. From an iPad, to a Kindle, to just sitting in a room full of electronics, dirty electricity is all around us. And it’s dangerous. If you aren’t properly grounded, you’re exposing yourself to harmful radiation. The only way to save yourself? Go buy David Wolfe’s grounding mats, grounding sandals and grounding sleeping bags, hunker down, watch the video, and you too can be free from dirty electricity. Hit the break for a heaping dose of snake oil.

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  • Fairlyunbalanced

    This guy is an example of ‘Bad Hair Life.’  Note he doesn’t provide any documentation of the risk. He assumes you are already among the paranoid.

  • Jason Trenkler

    David Avacado Wolf? .. Really?

  • Brian Newton

    So… correct me if I’m wrong electro-physicists, but… so there’s a bunch of electricity running through his body, makes sense. The prong is picking it up, it’s metal. When he puts his feed on the “grounding pad”, the electricity is running down his body and into the pad. It’s like if you grab an electrical wire but aren’t touching the ground, it stays in the wire. If you touch the ground, it runs through you. So… all he’s doing by touching the grounding whatever, is causing the electricity to run through him to the pad… not the probe. The probe is basically grabbing the electricity normally, otherwise it’s pulled to the pad. Doesn’t do anything for how much electricity is running through you, just where it’s going.

  • Anonymous

    I love how his “sensor” is connected to a onboard audio-in jack, I bet he doesn’t understand that even brain activity and all the stars in the sky produce “dirty electricity”. 

    If I were him I’d be much more worried about the toxic VOCs in the carpets and the ugly painted woodwork in the room he is sitting in or exhaust gases from the fireplace leaking into the living space.

  • Steve Jenkins

    fucking hippies…

  • Rafaellugomd

    Well, if he uses his hair as a side effect of the IPAD radiation, I believe him and he has a strong case!

  • Nick Persaud

    LolZ @ “Electrizity”

  • Anonymous

    When did Miley Cyrus have a kid and why is she doing videos about dirty electricity?

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