While Samsung is widely known for its attack ads that fire shots at Apple and the iPhone, HTC often steers clear of the fray and focuses instead on being… weird. Every once in a while, however, the company veers off its standard path and throws a few jabs at rival smartphone makers. Of course, even the company’s attack ads are still weird.

Case in point: HTC’s latest promo published late last week suggests that Apple and Samsung are both diseases, and only HTC has the cure.

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Do you have Samsung Affective Disorder (SAD)? How about Irritable Operating System (iOS)? The only way to cure these troubling illnesses is with the new HTC One M9, apparently.

No further introduction is needed. Enjoy: