We couldn’t make something like this up if we tried. Apparently someone, somewhere, seems to think that dogs like music enough to warrant creating an MP3 player specifically for canines. Sounds weird, right? It gets a bit stranger. The JooZoo diamond-encrusted canine MP3 player is just that. The player is apparently able to sense your dog’s mood, and play an accompanying soundtrack that complements his / her state of mind. The real kicker here, however, is that the JooZoo should run you about $2,000 before tax, making it a pretty significant investment for something that will no doubt be mistaken for puppy chow and, well, eaten. Buy at your own risk, fellas.