Gentlemen, you may want to remove that laptop from your lap

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Gentlemen, we are about to boldly go where BGR has never gone before. We are about to discuss that personal area between your belly button and knee caps, affectionately known as the: gonads, balls, dingle-berries, or nuts. Today, on our beloved technology blog, we’re talking testicles. Now, we know what you’re thinking: what? Hit the jump to hear us out.

Reuters is reporting that a study in the medical journal Fertility and Sterility states that men who use their laptop on, well, their laps, could be affecting their sperm quality. The study notes that placing the warm, portable, computer on-top of your man region causes the proverbial thermostat of your two, dangling friends to rise above its optimal setting.

“Millions and millions of men are using laptops now, especially those in the reproductive age range,” wrote Dr. Yefim Sheynkin, a urologist at the State University of New York at Stony Brook. “Within 10 or 15 minutes their scrotal temperature is already above what we consider safe, but they don’t feel it.”

The doctor notes that repeated use could “contribute to reproductive problems,” but does write that using a laptop computer on your lap will not directly cause infertility.

The most comical line from the Reuters post is as follows:

The researchers hooked thermometers to the scrotums of 29 young men who were balancing a laptop on their knees.

Priceless. There you have it men. The next time you want to plop that notebook down on your lap, think twice, and remember… you could be microwaving your man-friends.

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48 Comments
  • http://www.facebook.com/sc0rch3d Ashley W. Keith

    why is the guy 2nd to the left looking at the guy on the left gripping his own? LOL

  • The Old Spice Guy

    Well, Hello BGR,

    Every time I attach a thermometer to my scrotal sack the magnificence of my testes radiates out, melts the glass, and vaporizes the mercury, in a brilliant, blinding flash of awesome man-itude, and every woman within a one mile radius is impregnated with my magnificent sperm. So you see, the paltry heat generated by a laptop would have no effect on me, although I suppose the laptop would be taking a chance that it might be fertilized. But maybe it wants that.

  • Johnson Johnson

    I could give a shit less because I don’t take this world seriously anyway. Tell me something thats based off actual science instead of statistical crap made up by Judges, Idiots and dictators who love their calculator.

    xcx

  • iChica

    sometimes it’s nice to be a tech-savvy chica…

  • http://c0rinne.net Corinne

    It’s a kinder, more gentler BGR.

  • Ryancycler

    this is serious i think i have this in mind cos i am a computer operator each time i work with my PC i observe that. thank you Dr.
    Jide

  • Nikki

    thanks for the post.
    Nothing to be hysterical about, just need to adopt simple smart use.
    Keep the laptop and cellphone away from your body – not hard to do.

  • Spartan1275

    I didn’t know Chad Kroger played soccer…

  • http://www.123bargains.com/deals/computers/notebook-computers.aspx James

    What about using one of those laptop pads on your lap and putting the laptop on top of it? That would at least post something between the laptop and you.

  • Powernap75

    Hmmm. I think I’ve known this for a while.

  • Iceman

    Seriously? This is old news…. very….old……

  • http://twitter.com/liverbashers Liver Bashers

    This has to be one of the funnest pictures/story combination’s I scene in a while, but from what you say my gentleman sausage will not work like it was made to because of a laptop on my lap.

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