“Steve Wozniak’s wife has been kidnapped by ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to save her?” Yes, that is seriously the premise of a new iOS game that’s slated to launch this Thanksgiving. As CNET reports, the new game will team Apple (AAPL) co-founder Steve Wozniak up with “Machete” star Danny Trejo as they attempt to rescue Woz’s wife Janet from dastardly kidnappers. The game is formally titled “Danny Trejo’s Vengeance Game: Woz With a Coz” and is expected to be released by November 22nd.

Prior to joining BGR as News Editor, Brad Reed spent five years covering the wireless industry for Network World. His first smartphone was a BlackBerry but he has since become a loyal Android user.