Did you catch the Golden Globes on Sunday night? Of course you didn’t — who watches awards shows these days? In fact, do people even still have pay TV subscriptions?
OK so there are still some people who love awards season and last night’s 2016 Golden Globes had a few nifty twists and turns that your coworkers are definitely going to be talking about on Monday morning… before going on to completely forget that the Golden Globes ever happened by the time Tuesday morning rolls around.
In the meantime, make sure you don’t show up at the office completely unaware of what went down at the Globes by running through the list below. We’ve laid out all of the winners from every big category, and we’ve also listed all the losers for good measure. And no, by the way, that’s not a typo — The Martian did in fact win Best Comedy.
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BEST MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA Carol Mad Max: Fury Road The Revenant Room Spotlight
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA Cate Blanchett, Carol Brie Larson, Room Rooney Mara, Carol Saoirse Ronan, Brooklyn Alicia Vikander, The Danish Girl
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA Bryan Cranston, Trumbo Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant Michael Fassbender, Steve Jobs Eddie Redmayne, The Danish Girl Will Smith, Concussion
BEST MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL, OR COMEDY The Big Short Joy The Martian Spy Trainwreck
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL, OR COMEDY Jennifer Lawrence, Joy Melissa McCarthy, Spy Amy Schumer, Trainwreck Maggie Smith, The Lady in the Van Lily Tomlin, Grandma
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL, OR COMEDY Christian Bale, The Big Short Steve Carell, The Big Short Matt Damon, The Martian Al Pacino, Danny Collins Mark Ruffalo, Infinitely Polar Bear
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN ANY MOTION PICTURE Jane Fonda, Youth Jennifer Jason Leigh, The Hateful Eight Helen Mirren, Trumbo Alicia Vikander, Ex Machina Kate Winslet, Steve Jobs
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN ANY MOTION PICTURE Paul Dano, Love & Mercy Idris Elba, Beasts of No Nation Mark Rylance, Bridge of Spies Michael Shannon, 99 Homes Sylvester Stallone, Creed
BEST DIRECTOR, MOTION PICTURE Todd Haynes, Carol Alejandro G. Iñárritu, The Revenant Tom McCarthy, Spotlight George Miller, Mad Max: Fury Road Ridley Scott, The Martian
BEST ANIMATED FILM Anomalisa The Good Dinosaur Inside Out The Peanuts Movie Shaun the Sheep
BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM The Brand New Testament The Club The Fencer Mustang Son of Saul
BEST SCREENPLAY, MOTION PICTURE Emma Donoghue, Room Tom McCarthy and Josh Singer, Spotlight Charles Randolph and Adam McKay, The Big Short Aaron Sorkin, Steve Jobs Quentin Tarantino, The Hateful Eight
BEST ORIGINAL SCORE, MOTION PICTURE Carter Burwell, Carol Alexandre Desplat, The Danish Girl Ennio Morricone, The Hateful Eight Daniel Pemberton, Steve Jobs Ryuichi Sakamoto and Alva Noto, The Revenant
BEST ORIGINAL SONG, MOTION PICTURE “Love Me Like You Do,” Fifty Shades of Grey “One Kind of Love,” Love & Mercy “See You Again,” Furious 7 “Simple Song #3,” Youth “Writing’s on the Wall,” Spectre
BEST TELEVISION SERIES, DRAMA Empire Game of Thrones Mr. Robot Narcos Outlander
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES, DRAMA Caitriona Balfe, Outlander Viola Davis, How to Get Away With Murder Eva Green, Penny Dreadful Taraji P. Henson, Empire Robin Wright, House of Cards
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES, DRAMA Jon Hamm, Mad Men Rami Malek, Mr. Robot Wagner Moura, Narcos Bob Odenkirk, Better Call Saul Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan
BEST TV SERIES, MUSICAL OR COMEDY Casual Mozart in the Jungle Orange Is the New Black Silicon Valley Transparent Veep
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES, MUSICAL, OR COMEDY Rachel Bloom, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Jamie Lee Curtis, Scream Queens Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep Gina Rodriguez, Jane the Virgin Lily Tomlin, Grace and Frankie
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES, MUSICAL, OR COMEDY Aziz Ansari, Master of None Gael García Bernal, Mozart in the Jungle Rob Lowe, The Grinder Patrick Stewart, Blunt Talk Jeffrey Tambor, Transparent
BEST TELEVISION LIMITED SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION American Crime American Horror Story: Hotel Fargo Flesh and Bone Wolf Hall
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A LIMITED SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION Kirsten Dunst, Fargo Lady Gaga, American Horror Story: Hotel Sarah Hay, Flesh and Bone Felicity Huffman, American Crime Queen Latifah, Bessie
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A LIMITED SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION Idris Elba, Luther Oscar Isaac, Show Me a Hero David Oyelowo, Nightingale Mark Rylance, Wolf Hall Patrick Wilson, Fargo
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A SERIES, LIMITED SERIES, OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION Uzo Aduba, Orange Is the New Black Joanne Froggatt, Downton Abbey Regina King, American Crime Maura Tierney, The Affair Judith Light, Transparent
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A SERIES, LIMITED SERIES, OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION Alan Cumming, The Good Wife Damian Lewis, Wolf Hall Ben Mendelsohn, Bloodline Tobias Menzies, Outlander Christian Slater, Mr. Robot