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Ladies and gentlemen, Donald J. Trump is your next President. Trump shocked the nation and the world when he decisively won Tuesday’s presidential election, and a whole bunch of people are freaking out. Maybe they should be, or maybe they shouldn’t be, but they are. The next four years of the country are now uncertain in light of Trump’s historic win — actually, the next four decades are pretty uncertain — and the American people have no choice but to hold their heads high and hope for the best.

Well, actually, there is another choice. You can take the doomsday prepper route, build a bunker, stock it up with all the gear we laid out below, and reemerge in four years to vote. Godspeed, dear friends.

Keep your gear charged up:

SUAOKI 25W Solar Charger Portable Foldable Solar Panel Mono-Crystalline Universal Phone Charger… SUAOKI 25W Solar Charger Portable Foldable Solar Panel Mono-Crystalline Universal Phone Charger… Sale price withheld at the manufacturer’s request. Visit Amazon for pricing.
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Hunt wild boar:

CenterPoint Sniper 370 Crossbow Package, Camouflage CenterPoint Sniper 370 Crossbow Package, Camouflage Sale price withheld at the manufacturer’s request. Visit Amazon for pricing.
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Start a fire to cook the wild boar you hunt:

Plazmatic X Electric Rechargeable Lighter - Flameless & Windp… Plazmatic X Electric Rechargeable Lighter - Flameless & Windp… Sale price withheld at the manufacturer’s request. Visit Amazon for pricing.
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With your belly full, live like the king of the wilderness in this spacious 9-person tent:

CORE 9 Person Instant Cabin Tent - 14' x 9' CORE 9 Person Instant Cabin Tent - 14' x 9' $269.99 Available from Amazon
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Stay hydrated:

Nestlé Pure Life Bottled Purified Water, 16.9 oz. Bottles, 24/Case Nestlé Pure Life Bottled Purified Water, 16.9 oz. Bottles, 24/Case $14.99 ($0.04 / Fl Oz) Available from Amazon
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LifeStraw Personal Water Filter for Hiking, Camping, Travel, and Emergency Preparedness LifeStraw Personal Water Filter for Hiking, Camping, Travel, and Emergency Preparedness $17.47 Available from Amazon
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Don’t starve:

Chicken of the Sea Tuna Chunk Light in Water, 50% Low Sodium, 5-Ounce Cans (Pack of 24) Chicken of the Sea Tuna Chunk Light in Water, 50% Low Sodium, 5-Ounce Cans (Pack of 24) $36.89 ($0.31 / Ounce) Available from Amazon
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Del Monte Canned Mixed Vegetable Del Monte Canned Mixed Vegetable $37.00 ($0.21 / Ounce) Available from Amazon
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Spam Classic, 12 Ounce Can (Pack of 12) Spam Classic, 12 Ounce Can (Pack of 12) $45.84 ($0.32 / Ounce) Available from Amazon
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Keep all your Spam organized:

AmazonBasics 5-Shelf Adjustable, Heavy Duty Storage Shelving Unit (350 lbs loading capacity per… AmazonBasics 5-Shelf Adjustable, Heavy Duty Storage Shelving Unit (350 lbs loading capacity per… $60.80 Available from Amazon
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And finally, protect yourself if everything goes to shit:

SAS Safety 7650-61 Opti-Fit Full-face APR Respirator, Medium SAS Safety 7650-61 Opti-Fit Full-face APR Respirator, Medium Sale price withheld at the manufacturer’s request. Visit Amazon for pricing.
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