Logos and slogans are spectacular marketing and branding tools that flood our lives. Many of them enter our vocabulary and we end up automatically associating some phrases with certain companies forever. But one graphic designer wants to change all that with his “Honest Slogans” website, which imagines what these logos would say if they cut through all the marketing speak and told the truth.

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“A side project I started in 2011, HonestSlogans.com is a collection of well-known brands with more transparent, ‘honest’ slogans that offer more of an insight into what people truly think of them,” Clif Dickens says on his website.

Dickens’ first design the Pepsi honest logo that reads “Is Pepsi okay?” or the question waitresses always ask customers who want Coca-Cola, if it isn’t on the menu. In addition to Pepsi, here are some of the funniest honest slogans created by Dickens, with more of them available at the source link (and yes, they’re pretty much always better than the real thing):

Amazon – Priming us to never leave the house

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Apple  $2,000 Facebook machines

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Best Buy – Try it out before buying it on Amazon

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Burger King – Have it your way: Eat somewhere else

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Comcast – Just try leaving us…

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Dunking Donuts – America eats a lot of donuts

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Ikea – We throw in extra parts just to mess with you

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HBO Go – Hoping your ex-roommate’s ex-girlfriend’s stepbrother won’t change the password

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Kickstarter – Get money for absolutely anything

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Levi’s – Wearable napkins

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McDonald’s – Because you only have $4

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Netflix – Spend more time searching than actually watching

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Pepsi – ‘Is Pepsi okay?’

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Starbucks – We serve you decaf if you’re rude

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Taco Bell – Also open when you’re sober

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Tinder – Wait… which one are you?

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The North Face – For outdoor adventurers across school campus

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Toblerone – The airport chocolate

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U-Haul – No experience driving a large truck? Good luck!

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Yelp – Pretend your review matters

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Wikipedia – You’re welcome, college students

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