LinkedIn does one thing and one thing well — it facilitates professional networking. But as with any service that centers on helping people find jobs, the site is not surprisingly inundated with an overabundance of cliches and nauseating marketing jargon.
Poking fun at this phenomenon, CollegeHumor earlier this year posted 15 typical LinkedIn phrases you’re liable to come across along with hilarious translations which convey their true underlying meaning .
Below are 3 of the funnier ones, but make sure to hit the source link below for the full rundown. It’s well worth a few weekend laughs.
First up, we have the ole’ communications master.
Next, we have those employees who claim to be multitasking gurus, seamlessly transitioning from role to role. At last, we finally know what they’re up to.
And best of all, we have the vaunted social marketing expert.