Do you hate it when your significant other doesn’t want to listen to your boring stories, even though you’re fully aware of the fact that they’re not interesting at all? That’s when an amazing service called Listen Alert might come in handy… you know, if it were more than a hilarious Inside Amy Schumer sketch.
Listen Alert is in Amy’s idea for a service similar to “Life Alert” that would provide a comforting ear to listen to all the stories you feel the need to share during your day. All you need to do is press a button on a special necklace and an operator will be ready to hear all about your annoying coworkers, new weight loss plan, shopping sprees and everything else you need to vent about.
In case of emergencies, someone will actually come to your house to get more details about the boring story you’re sharing.
Check out the full Comedy Central sketch below to see how much Listen Alert might cost, and something it’s not willing to do no matter how much you’re willing to pay.