What do you do when you’re an 11-year-old girl and you hear that your boyfriend – let’s call him Joey – cheated on you with this other girl – let’s refer to her as Natalie – by going to the park with her behind your back? Naturally, you use your iPhone and send the best break-up iMessage ever. And you get bonus points when the message goes viral on the Internet thanks to your siblings, who are already on Twitter.
This is the tweet sent out earlier this week by Madi Nickens that got more than 15,000 retweets and over 22,000 favorites:
Getting back to the love story, it looks like the 11-year-old gave Joey two chances before deciding to break up with him. “Don’t talk to me in middle school. I didn’t even love you,” she warned him, after dumping him via text.
Joey did have a quick comeback line, saying that “she obviously loved him a little,” because she once brought him a Starbucks drink.
That’s when the girl won the fight with an incredible series of iMessages. “Ding ding ding oh what was that? Oh yeah the elevator cause you’re not on my level. I won this fight. We’re over forreal this time,” she wrote, according to the screenshots below.
Joey apparently failed to reply. I can’t help but wonder whether they got back together since Tuesday, but we’ll probably find out more details from Nickens’s Twitter account in the future.