Let’s face it, folks, flash drives are the customizable tech gadget of choice. Every 6 minutes we’re faced with yet another special edition, limited run, super tricked out, gold plated, diamond encrusted USB stick. Great. The latest useless-yet-somewhat-intriguing stick comes to us courtesy of Jennifer Lopez herself. The diva has teamed up with luxury handset manufacturer Gresso to offer a limited edition wood grain flash drive endorsed by J. Lo herself. The block comes complete with…wait for it…a copy of J. Lo’s brand new album Billboard Poison Brave. We can hardly contain ourselves. The drive costs a staggering $70, which is about $70 more than you should be paying for the album itself, though dressing it up in a bit of African Mahogany isn’t the worst idea we’ve heard…though it’s pretty close.