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The funniest thing you’ll see today: The Onion’s tips for exacting ‘cold, calculated road revenge’

Published Feb 5th, 2015 6:30PM EST
Video The Onion Road Rage
Image: The Onion

It’s far too easy to lose your temper while out on the road. Despite the fact that you yourself and everyone around you is driving a 2-ton steel death trap, you still feel separated from reality within your vehicle, which makes it even more tempting to cut off a slow driver or pump the brakes when someone gets too close behind you.

But don’t let them get to you. Instead, consider taking The Onion’s advice and channel your road rage to more productive activities off the road.

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Rather than flipping someone the bird, why not follow them home and find out where they live instead?

“Once you know where he lives, you could sneak into his house every couple weeks, rearrange a bunch of things — something that says you’re out there and you’re unpredictable,” suggests defensive driving instructor Danny Preston on The Onion’s talk show, Today Now!

Preston’s suggestions become increasingly psychotic throughout the video, and by the end, at least one of the hosts is in serious danger of losing their life. But it’s all hysterically funny.

Watch the full video below:

Jacob Siegal
Jacob Siegal Associate Editor

Jacob Siegal is Associate Editor at BGR, having joined the news team in 2013. He has over a decade of professional writing and editing experience, and helps to lead our technology and entertainment product launch and movie release coverage.