Samsung (005930) isn’t content to just make fun of hapless iPhone fans — it’s now touting its own smartphones as a way to share sex videos. In a new ad released this week, Samsung depicts a man going off on a business trip and saying goodbye to his wife and children. Before he leaves, his wife taps their two Galaxy S III smartphones together to share a video with him via NFC. Just as he’s about to drive off, she warns him that he “probably shouldn’t watch it on the plane” and gives him a suggestive raise of the eyebrow. While it’s not clear whether Samsung will be successful in touting NFC as its big differentiator over the iPhone, it is clear that watching nude videos is far more interesting than standing in line at an Apple (AAPL) store for hours on end. A full video of Samsung’s ad is posted below.

Prior to joining BGR as News Editor, Brad Reed spent five years covering the wireless industry for Network World. His first smartphone was a BlackBerry but he has since become a loyal Android user.