If you thought you knew why Apple’s gold Apple Watch Edition costs $10,000, think again, because we’re about to open your eyes. During its Spring Forward event earlier this month, Apple might have led you to believe that the gold Apple Watch model’s price is so high because of the value of the precious metal in its case. But that’s just not the reality of the situation, and Apple is finally ready to explain exactly why its gold Apple Watch Edition is so unbelievably expensive.

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The NSFW (language) parody video is embedded below, via The Loop.

Zach Epstein has worked in and around ICT for more than a decade, first in marketing and business development with two private telcos, then as a writer and editor covering business news, consumer electronics and telecommunications. Zach’s work has been quoted by countless top news publications. He was also recently named one of the world's top-10 “power mobile influencers” by Forbes, as well as one of Inc. Magazine's top-30 Internet of Things experts.