It’s very common for a politician or celebrity to buy up domain names in the hopes of blocking trolls and haters from creating websites to ridicule them. Nonetheless, we were intrigued by Business Insider’s scoop about how Donald Trump has quietly bought up more than 3,000 domain names over the years, a good portion of which would be perfect URLs for anti-Trump websites.

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Here are some of the thousands of web domains that Trump has bought to stop the Internet from having fun at his expense:

TrumpIsFired.com
ComplainToTrump.com
TrumpNetworkMarketingFraud.com
IHateTrumpVodka.com
ImBeingSuedByTheDonald.com
TrumpNetworkPyramidScheme.com
NoMoreTrump.com
TrumpMultiLevelMarketing.com
TrumpNetworkFraud.com
DonaldTrumpPonziScheme.com
TrumpNetworkSucks.com
TrumpNetworkPonziScheme.com
TheTrumpNetworkPonziScheme.com
DonaldTrumpSucks.com
TrumpNetworkMarketingSucks.com
DonaldTrumpNetworkSucks.com
TheTrumpNetworkSucks.com
TrumpCorporationSucks.com
TrumpOrganizationSucks.com
TrumpVodkaSucks.com

Again, this is a pretty common practice and we’re sure Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush both have bought up similar domains. Nonetheless, we’re impressed at the thoroughness of Team Trump’s operation — they bought up both DonaldTrumpNetworkSucks.com and TheTrumpNetworkSucks.com. That’s foresight!

Unfortunately for the world, Trump’s crew didn’t think to buy up DonaldTrump.porn yet, which means some horrible person could still unleash such a monstrosity on the world.

You can check out the full list of Trump-owned domains by checking out Business Insider’s full piece here.

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