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The funniest thing you’ll see today: Conan reviews The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

The Witcher 3 Review

It’s been months since the last Clueless Gamer segment on Conan, but with The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt coming out later this month, the clueless team has reassembled once more. If you’re not familiar with The Witcher, it’s a series of mature, epic fantasy games, taking cues from Game of Thrones and other adult-oriented properties.

As such, you can probably guess what Conan’s favorite part of the game is…

DON’T MISS: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt preview: Slaying griffins and saving townsfolk

“I got turned on by those feet coming out of the tub… and it’s a dude!” Conan exclaims, early in the video. Shortly after, Geralt’s true love Yennefer makes her first appearance, and the focus of the video takes a sharp turn.

Yes, that’s right — Conan turns his Witcher 3 adventure into an erotic quest to find a mate pretty much immediately. You’ll have to watch the full video to find out if he succeeds, but be warned, it does get pretty raunchy (you know, for a video game).

Jacob started covering video games and technology in college as a hobby, but it quickly became clear to him that this was what he wanted to do for a living. He currently resides in New York writing for BGR. His previously published work can be found on TechHive, VentureBeat and Game Rant.