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All the worst opinions on what Apple’s iPhone 7 announcement means

Published Aug 29th, 2016 2:40PM EDT
iPhone 7 Event
Image: Apple

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Today, Apple used a rejected stock photo to announce that it’s having an event on September 7. The company is all but guaranteed to release a new iPhone or two, along with possibly unveiling a new Apple Watch and/or new Macbooks. It’s all pretty straightforward.

But, because it’s Monday afternoon on the internet and we still have over a week to wait for the actual event, let’s speculate wildly about what those colorful dots might actually mean.

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Luckily, Twitter is ON IT with a bevy of #hottakes:

Amongst all the navel-gazing over an event invite, there are actually some details we can tease out of the event invite. It’s basically a stock photo for bokeh, the effect you get with a camera with objects that are out of focus. Good bokeh (like you see in the invite image) is traditionally the preserve of expensive cameras with big lenses, exactly the kind of thing that’s missing from smartphone photography.

So, the obvious deduction is that Apple is planning a major camera update. Leaks have shown us camera modules with two sensors (and two lenses) on the iPhone 7 Plus, so it’s very possible the bigger iPhone will have a better camera that can produce, uh, very pretty event invites.

Nothing else jumps out from the event invite. The location and time are exactly in line with previous Apple events, and there’s precious little else I can tease out from the event image. But if you can channel your inner Da Vinci Code, there’s probably some Illuminati symbols waiting to be found.

Chris Mills
Chris Mills News Editor

Chris Mills has been a news editor and writer for over 15 years, starting at Future Publishing, Gawker Media, and then BGR. He studied at McGill University in Quebec, Canada.

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