If you’re looking for serious movie reviews, there are no shortage of places to turn to on the web. From Rotten Tomatoes to IMDB, trying to figure out if a movie is worth watching has never been easier. But if you’re in the mood for some hilariously slanted movie reviews that are more in the realm of funny than truthful, you’d be well advised to check out the Amazon Movie Reviews Twitter account. If you’re a fan of ridiculously funny Amazon product reviews, you’ll find a whole lot to like on the movie front.

Manned by Joe Grabinski, the aforementioned twitter feed, which now boasts more than 155,000 followers, has been discovering and posting snarky critiques and hilarious reviews of popular Hollywood movies for quite some time now. Over the past week, Grabinski’s Twitter account put out a number of new and hilarious reviews, so we figured it was a good time to take a look at some of Grabinski’s new gems while also looking back at some of his older classics.

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So without further ado, below is a list of xxxxx movie reviews.

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

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Captain America: The First Avenger

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Bedtime Stories

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There were many reasons to find MacGruber disappointing. The portrayal of WWE wrestlers, however, didn’t seem to be a point of contention at the time.

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Mission Impossible

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Cop Dog

Poor Brody, he didn’t know what he was in for.

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Ironically, the movie might have been much more enjoyable if it was actually about birds.

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Saw IV

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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

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The Martian

Actually, not true.

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West Side Story

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Space Jam

Random tidbit – the Space Jam movie website is still up and running decades later!

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The Wolf of Wall Street

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Big Hero 6

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You could add “good movie making” to the list as well.

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Iron Man

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The Wolf of Wall Street

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O Brother, Where Art Thou?

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