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Hipster bar menu generator is hilariously accurate

Hipster Bar Menu Generator

After an enterprising Reddit user became “infuriated” after checking out the food options available at Brooklyn-based hipster bar, he decided to put together a creatively brilliant Brooklyn Bar Menu Generator website that is, quite simply, laugh out loud funny.

If you’ve ever been to a hipster bar only to be dumbfounded by a perplexing list of menu items, this is the website for you.

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The website description reads: “Have you recently purchased a bar in Brooklyn, but are completely bereft of original ideas? Firstly, congratulations on joining the thriving Brooklyn bar scene! Secondly, relax! You can use this handy tool to generate a name and menu for your fine establishment – absolutely no imagination necessary!”

Oh the laughs here are golden and include a never ending list of ridiculous menu items you might find in a ‘we’re pretentious but we’re trying hard not to be’ hipster joint. Some folk watercress for $10? They’ve got it. Bluefish jam and beer braised Farfalle reduction? It’s just $16 my good man. Have some extra cash to spend? Why not indulge in the acorn with artichoke and monkfish for $18? Artisnal marrow? Don’t mind if I do.

Even the bar names that the menu generator comes up with are right on the money. Some of the ones I saw that are worth highlighting include Smiths & Forrest, The Hutchinson, and Arkansas & Arion.

Hipster bars aside, even if you’ve ever wandered into a trendy restaurant only to be greeted with expensive menu listings that kind of, maybe?, sounded like food, you’ll definitely have fun playing around with this menu generator for a few minutes.

A life long Mac user and Apple enthusiast, Yoni Heisler has been writing about Apple and the tech industry at large for over 6 years. His writing has appeared in Edible Apple, Network World, MacLife, Macworld UK, and most recently, TUAW. When not writing about and analyzing the latest happenings with Apple, Yoni enjoys catching Improv shows in Chicago, playing soccer, and cultivating new TV show addictions, the most recent examples being The Walking Dead and Broad City.

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