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Dating website helps you flee Preisdent Trump by hooking you up with a Canadian

May 10th, 2016 at 5:07 PM
Donald Trump Move To Canada Dating Website

The nomination of Donald Trump has led to a lot of American interest in moving to Canada, although it’s unlikely that Canada is prepared to accept all the terrified refugees that will swarm across their border to flee a Trump presidency. That said, frightened Americans can take solace in the fact that there’s a new dating website that aims to hook us up with Canadians in the event of a Trump-related national emergency.

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As reported by, a dating website called MapleMatch is pitching itself as the best way for Americans to flee their home country if Trump actually gets elected.

“Make dating great again!” the website exclaims. “Maple Match makes it easy for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency.”

MapleMatch CEO Joe Goldman tells that 4,150 people have signed up for the site so far, and that 70% of those people are Canadians. In other words, if you’re an American who signs up right now, you’ll have a big group of people to choose from to help you make the trek up north. Goldman founded the website after witnessing the horrified reaction from many Americans after Trump’s big Super Tuesday wins this past March.

All told, MapleMatch sounds like a more dignified alternative to the American mail-order bride services that will certainly pop up after Trump’s inauguration. To learn more about it for yourself and to get a head start fleeing the country, check out this link.

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