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Donald Trump, Fanboy in Chief

February 2nd, 2017

I used to think that we were past the days of the iSheeple and the Crapdroid wars. But based on recent goings-on at 1600 Pennsylvnia Avenue, it looks like unabashed favorism is back in style. We already knew that President Trump favors an old (and unsecure) Android phone for his tweeting, most likely an old …

Delete Uber wins

Victory for protesters as Uber CEO leaves Trump’s advisory council

February 2nd, 2017

According to Recode‘s Kara Swisher, Uber CEO Travis Kalanick is leaving President Trump’s economic advisory council. The news reportedly came from an email sent to Uber employees. Kalanick has faced criticism for his high-profile participation in Trump’s advisory council, both from within his own company and from consumers. Pressure ramped up in the wake of the …

Running For Office

Want to run for political office? This website will tell you how to register and when positions open up

February 1st, 2017

Donald Trump’s ascension to the Oval Office has taught us many things, not the least of which is that anyone can truly become President. Political affiliations aside, the fact that someone with absolutely zero political and military experience managed to become President of the United States is nothing short of astounding. In fact, we may never see …

Trump Supreme Court Livestream

Watch Donald Trump’s Supreme Court announcement live, right here

January 31st, 2017

At 8PM this evening, Donald Trump will be announcing his pick for the Supreme Court. Because it’s 2017 and everything is trending towards a digital singularity when everyone lives in a less realistic version of the Matrix, this affair will be live-streamed online. You can watch the announcement on any major cable channel of your …

Trump's cybersecurity executive order

This is Trump’s plan to fix the cybers

January 31st, 2017

Cybersecurity and cyberwarfare — now endearingly known as “the cybers” — were a constant focus during last year’s presidential campaign. Donald Trump promised immediate action on cybersecurity if he won the presidency, and a draft executive order obtained by the Washington Post shows us what he’s planning to do about the threats posed by 400-pound hackers.

Trump's Immigration Visa Reform

Trump’s next immigration order could be bad news for the tech sector

January 30th, 2017

President Donald Trump’s Muslim ban is wreaking havoc at airports across the country, but the administration still won’t take any action to fix it in spite of all the negative feedback it’s received over the weekend. Judges, high-ranking Republicans, movie stars, and tech companies have expressed their concern with Trump’s ban over the last few …