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FpsBrain Helps You Do it All Night Long

Zach Epstein
January 18th, 2008 at 2:21 PM

Is gaming on the verge of heading down the same road as Major League Baseball? In what has to be one of the greatest pill-marketing schemes ever, Germany-based Tomarni GmbH has cooked up a proprietary cocktail that they claim will give gamers the edge they need to dominate the, ummm, living room. According to their site, Tomarni’s power pills will “accelerate neural processes” to increase your perception and reduce your reaction time. Each pill contains a variety of vitamins, minerals and only 5mg of caffeine to avoid jitters and shakes. They’re also sugar-free for all the couch commandos out there who have already developed adult-onset diabetes. FpsBrain takes affect within 60 minutes of popping the pill according to the site, and Tomarni’s staff even swallows them at least four times a week to increase work efficiency. So if you’re looking for a boost to help take your FPS skills to the next level, we seriously doubt that this is it. If you’re looking to blow €20 (about $30 today) on a bottle of glorified pep-pills so that you can dose prior to getting your game on, FpsBrain is probably your bag. If you’re not satisfied, FpsBrain is surprisingly backed by a 60-day 110% money-back guarantee even if the entire box has been used. Hey, it’s better than juicing right?

[Via OhGizmo]


Zach Epstein

Zach Epstein has worked in and around ICT for more than 15 years, first in marketing and business development with two private telcos, then as a writer and editor covering business news, consumer electronics and telecommunications. Zach’s work has been quoted by countless top news publications in the US and around the world. He was also recently named one of the world's top-10 “power mobile influencers” by Forbes, as well as one of Inc. Magazine's top-30 Internet of Things experts.

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