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How to build the perfect doomsday prepper kit and survive the Trumpocalypse

November 9th, 2016 at 12:35 PM
Donald Trump Doomsday Prepper Kit

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Ladies and gentlemen, Donald J. Trump is your next President. Trump shocked the nation and the world when he decisively won Tuesday’s presidential election, and a whole bunch of people are freaking out. Maybe they should be, or maybe they shouldn’t be, but they are. The next four years of the country are now uncertain in light of Trump’s historic win — actually, the next four decades are pretty uncertain — and the American people have no choice but to hold their heads high and hope for the best.

Well, actually, there is another choice. You can take the doomsday prepper route, build a bunker, stock it up with all the gear we laid out below, and reemerge in four years to vote. Godspeed, dear friends.

Keep your gear charged up:

SUAOKI 25W Solar Charger Portable Foldable Solar Panel Mono-Crystalline Universal Phone Charger… Price: Buy Now Available from Amazon, BGR may receive a commission

Hunt wild boar:

CenterPoint Sniper 370 Crossbow Package, Camouflage Price:$373.65 Buy Now Available from Amazon, BGR may receive a commission

Start a fire to cook the wild boar you hunt:

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With your belly full, live like the king of the wilderness in this spacious 9-person tent:

Core 9 Person Instant Cabin Tent - 14' x 9', Green (40008) Price:$249.99 Buy Now Available from Amazon, BGR may receive a commission

Stay hydrated:

Nestlé Pure Life Bottled Purified Water, 16.9 oz. Bottles, 24/Case Price:$12.99 ($0.03 / Fl Oz) Buy Now Available from Amazon, BGR may receive a commission LifeStraw Personal Water Filter for Hiking, Camping, Travel, and Emergency Preparedness, 1 Pack… List Price:$17.31 Price:$14.83 You Save:$2.48 (14%) Buy Now Available from Amazon, BGR may receive a commission

Don’t starve:

Chicken of the Sea Tuna Chunk Light in Water, 50% Low Sodium, 5-Ounce Cans (Pack of 24) Price:$29.28 ($0.24 / Ounce) Buy Now Available from Amazon, BGR may receive a commission Del Monte Canned Mixed Vegetable Price:$37.90 ($0.22 / Ounce) Buy Now Available from Amazon, BGR may receive a commission Armour Star Corned Beef Hash, 14 oz. (Pack of 12) Price: Buy Now Available from Amazon, BGR may receive a commission Spam Classic, 12 Ounce Can (Pack of 12) Price:$37.80 ($0.26 / Ounce) Buy Now Available from Amazon, BGR may receive a commission

Keep all your Spam organized:

Amazon Basics 5-Shelf Adjustable, Heavy Duty Storage Shelving Unit (350 lbs loading capacity pe… Price:$65.04 Buy Now Available from Amazon, BGR may receive a commission

And finally, protect yourself if everything goes to shit:

SAS Safety 7650-61 Opti-Fit Full-face APR Respirator, Medium Price: Buy Now Available from Amazon, BGR may receive a commission Price: Buy Now Available from Amazon, BGR may receive a commission

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