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New ‘Christmas Shopper Simulator’ game lets you destroy a mall and ruin Christmas

Published Dec 5th, 2014 12:00PM EST
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With the holidays fast approaching and plenty of Christmas shopping left to be done, people are often under a tremendous amount of stress during this time of the year. Blowing off some steam is always a good idea, but there’s a right way and a wrong way to go about things.

The wrong way is to randomly scream at friends or family for no good reason. The right way is to download Christmas Shopper Simulator and wreak havoc in a virtual mall.

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How many times have you been shopping when all of the sudden, the thought of picking something up off the shelf and hurling it at an annoying patron crossed your mind? Well now, you can live out that fantasy and many more without having to spend time in jail.

Christmas Shopper Simulator by GAME is similar to the popular game Goat Simulator in that the only real goal is to run around and destroy things for no good reason. Unlike Goat Simulator, however, Christmas Shopper Simulator is both topical and free.

The video embedded below will give you a good idea of what to expect from Christmas Shopper Simulator, and the game can be downloaded for free for Windows and Mac PCs by following the link down in our source section.

Zach Epstein
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Zach Epstein has been the Executive Editor at BGR for more than 10 years. He manages BGR’s editorial team and ensures that best practices are adhered to. He also oversees the Ecommerce team and directs the daily flow of all content. Zach first joined BGR in 2007 as a Staff Writer covering business, technology, and entertainment.

His work has been quoted by countless top news organizations, and he was recently named one of the world's top 10 “power mobile influencers” by Forbes. Prior to BGR, Zach worked as an executive in marketing and business development with two private telcos.