You know that incredible “Cocaine Santa” sweater that Walmart accidentally started selling in Canada? That’s right, the one that people lost their minds over before it was quickly pulled by Walmart. Well, it’s now available on Amazon and it’s already the #1 best-seller on Amazon. It says “Let It Snow” and shows a cartoon Santa… umm… letting is snow. Even if you don’t want to buy one, definitely click through and read some of the reviews, because they’re hilarious.
Here’s more from the Amazon page:
- Solid colors: 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester; Heather Grey: 78% Cotton, 22% Poly; Dark Heather: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
- Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat
- Cocaine Santa let it snow christmas sweater. Perfect for cozy days with your family!
- 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck
And here’s our favorite review:
Nothing says “Christmas” like Santa Snooters!
Stumbled upon this fine “sweater” whilst frantically searching for last-minute wardrobe ideas for a formal Christmas Party. As formal Xmas bashes are often somewhat stolid affairs, I figured this one would lighten the mood nicely and make for a yuletide conversation piece. Naturally, some enjoyed the injection of mirth while others, wellllllllllll, not so much.
One gentleman, who is a recovering addict (much respect!) proceeded to give me a 30 minute lecture on the evils of drugs. He described, in agonizing detail, his many unfortunate experiences with the substance, each story ending worse than the last. At the end of his rant, he had been reduced to a quaking, reddish pile of inconsolable goo, prompting me to make haste toward the exit, thus ending my attendance at the soiree prematurely.
Upon considerable afterthought, I’ve determined that I should probably amp things up a bit for next year’s affair, so I’m currently on the lookout for a Scarface-themed Christmas sweater. If anyone has a beat on where I can procure such a garment, please let me know.
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