Aaron Sorkin’s new movie Steve Jobs opened this past weekend and took in an average of $130,000 per theater showing the film. For those wondering how that compares to other movies, no film this year has grossed more money per theater; Steve Jobs opened in just four theaters this past weekend and racked up $521,000 at the box office.

With Dell in the news this morning thanks to its historic $67 billion EMC buy, we have to wonder: would a similar movie about Michael Dell be as interesting as Sorkin’s new Jobs film? As it turns out, Conan O’Brien already answered that question for us.

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The full video is embedded below — enjoy.