It was big news earlier this week when Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook has finally begun working on buttons other than ‘like’ — including the oft-requested ‘dislike’ — but there are a whole range of emotions we still won’t be able to communicate, even if Facebook adds more than one button to its social network.
Thankfully, Conan has a few ideas to make Facebook more expressive than ever.
In a pretty fantastic segment, Conan explains that “not everything is so black and white,” so he (and his writing team) came up with a few more options Facebook might want to think about adding to the list, including:
- I drank ten beers and don’t remember liking this.
- 70% offended, 30% aroused
- I liked this and 117 of your other posts because I’m alone at this party and I’m trying to look busy.
It’s worth watching the whole segment below: