Forget Facebook’s ‘Dislike’ button, Conan has some even better ideas

It was big news earlier this week when Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook has finally begun working on buttons other than ‘like’ — including the oft-requested ‘dislike’ — but there are a whole range of emotions we still won’t be able to communicate, even if Facebook adds more than one button to its social network.

Thankfully, Conan has a few ideas to make Facebook more expressive than ever.

READ MORE: 8 tiny-but-terrific iOS 9 features you may have missed

In a pretty fantastic segment, Conan explains that “not everything is so black and white,” so he (and his writing team) came up with a few more options Facebook might want to think about adding to the list, including:

• I drank ten beers and don’t remember liking this.
• 70% offended, 30% aroused
• I liked this and 117 of your other posts because I’m alone at this party and I’m trying to look busy.

It’s worth watching the whole segment below: