Americans like to think we have the best of everything but in reality the Japanese and Koreans are light years ahead of us when it comes to toilet technology. A British YouTube user who goes by the name of Jonny Conquest recently posted a video that his uncle recorded of his first encounter with a magical Korean toilet… but don’t worry, the video only shows the toilet’s control panel and nothing else.

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The video is funny because the tourist is positively giddy at the thrill of discovery for all the different bidet options he has, including posterior wash, feminine wash (“I don’t think so!”), enema (“I definitely don’t think so!”) and dry. He eventually decides to go with posterior wash and let’s out a happy squeal when his wash begins. He concludes that the experience is “rather pleasant.”

Check out the whole thing below.