Looking to grab a new AT&T handset and contract? Today is your day, folks. Amazon is offering every single AT&T-branded handset (minus the iPhone, of course), for a mere $.01. Tilt? $.01. Motorola Q9h? $.01. If you play your cards right, you can actually pull up to $150 in cash after rebate, as Amazon is still honoring all of their existing cash back offers. The catch, of course, is that signing up with Amazon locks you into a specific rate plan for 6 months. If you drop to a lower plan, Amazon automatically charges you $250. Not great, but if you’re the type that likes to set it and forget it, we suggest heading over to Amazon with the quickness. That, or buy one of those Ronco Rotisserie ovens. The sale ends today at midnight. Go!