I know we told you before, but we’re like totally serious this time! Our new server farm is up and running, and we are lookin’ good people! There’s been a ton of behind-the-scenes action going on for the past couple of days, and we think you’re going to be really excited when we start to introduce some new features to The Boy Genius Report. You are now free to move about the cabin. Just have them darn iPhones turned fully off, ‘mmkay?