Donald Trump Pokemon Go Interview

I replaced the word ‘cyber’ with ‘Pokemon Go’ in this ridiculous Trump interview

By on July 22, 2016 at 12:06 PM.

I replaced the word ‘cyber’ with ‘Pokemon Go’ in this ridiculous Trump interview

In an interview with The New York Times this week, Donald Trump made it very clear that he’s not 100% sure what the word cyber means or how to use it in a sentence. It was the most laughable moment in an interview full of them, so I decided to notch up the ridiculousness a few degrees by replacing every mention of the word “cyber” with some form of the word “Pokémon.”

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How to watch Donald Trump’s speech at the RNC

By on July 21, 2016 at 6:36 PM.

How to watch Donald Trump’s speech at the RNC

Tonight, it’s the speech we’ve all been waiting for. The hairpiece mannequin who also happens to be the Republican candidate for president is formally accepting the nomination tonight, which promises to make for fantastic television.

Luckily for us, it’s easy to watch along. The convention is being livestreamed on Twitter, and there’s also an official RNC YouTube channel that you can pull up on your mobile device, laptop computer, smart TV, dumb TV, Roku box, Chromecast, or basically anything that receives The Internet.

In other words, the Donald will be impossible to escape.

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Donald Trump Cyber Strategy

Donald Trump’s opinion on cyberwarfare is pretty scary

By on July 21, 2016 at 3:00 PM.

Donald Trump’s opinion on cyberwarfare is pretty scary

As the future President of these United States, Donald Trump will have to deal with the delicate issue of cyberattacks. So good thing he’s got a coherent handle on this tricky and nuanced topic, right?

Nah, just kidding. He sounds more like your drunk uncle at Thanksgiving blaming everything on “the cybers.”

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Bryan Cranston Donald Trump

Watch Bryan Cranston pull off an amazing Donald Trump impression

By on July 13, 2016 at 10:00 PM.

Watch Bryan Cranston pull off an amazing Donald Trump impression

During a recent appearance on NBC’s morning show Today, award-winning actor Bryan Cranston revealed that he not only has world-class acting chops but that he’s also quite adept at impressions. After a few minutes spent discussing his upcoming movie The Infiltrator with Carson Daly, Daly asked the former Breaking Bad star what type of role or historical figure he’d like to play next. And interestingly enough, Cranston said he’d like to play Donald Trump.

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DNC RNC Live Stream Twitter

You can live stream the Republican and Democratic National Conventions on Twitter

By on July 12, 2016 at 8:58 AM.

You can live stream the Republican and Democratic National Conventions on Twitter

On Monday, Twitter and CBS News announced via a press release that they would be partnering in order to stream live coverage of the Republican and Democratic National Conventions on Twitter later this month.

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Trump Garbage Wall Speech

The internet completely lost it over Trump’s ‘garbage wall’ speech last night

By on June 29, 2016 at 8:20 AM.

The internet completely lost it over Trump’s ‘garbage wall’ speech last night

Trump is easily the most polarizing presidential candidate the country has seen in years. Decades, even. Perhaps ever. People either love him to the point that each new inaccuracy fact-checked by the media only makes their allegiance more staunch, or they hate him to the point where they can’t even recognize that much of his schtick is well calculated.

But regardless of which camp you fall in, you have to appreciate the internet’s collective response to Trump’s speech on Tuesday night, which was delivered in front of a giant wall of garbage. More →

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Trump Assassination Attempt

Someone tried to assassinate Donald Trump

By on June 21, 2016 at 9:02 AM.

Someone tried to assassinate Donald Trump

Donald Trump’s campaign has been nothing if not controversial. The republican presidential hopeful knows exactly how to push everyone’s buttons. Among his supporters he can do no wrong and among his critics he can do no right. But whichever side of the fence on which you stand, you have to appreciate the fact that Trump has an uncanny ability to steal the spotlight and evoke strong responses from his supporters and from the opposition.

This past weekend, things came to a head when a 19-year-old British man made an attempt on Trump’s life. More →

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Trump Apple Republican Convention

Apple reportedly boycotts GOP convention because of Trump

By on June 20, 2016 at 8:20 AM.

Apple reportedly boycotts GOP convention because of Trump

Remember when Donald Trump asked people to boycott Apple for refusing to help the FBI unlock the San Bernardino shooting (but then kept using his iPhone anyway)? Well, now it appears Apple is ready to boycott the Republican party’s GOP convention over Trump. More →

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Jay Leno Tonight Show Trump Clinton

Watch Jay Leno roast Trump, Clinton and Sanders on ‘The Tonight Show’

By on June 17, 2016 at 10:00 PM.

Watch Jay Leno roast Trump, Clinton and Sanders on ‘The Tonight Show’

Jimmy Fallon took the reins on The Tonight Show over two years ago, but every once in a while, Jay Leno will drop by to help out with the monologue.

With the election cycle in full swing, it’s honestly not that hard to believe that Fallon could use an occasional assist. After all, there are only so many Donald Trump jokes you can make before you run out of breath.

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Japanese Trump Commercial

Nothing on the internet is more amazing than this viral Japanese Trump commercial

By on June 16, 2016 at 1:33 PM.

Nothing on the internet is more amazing than this viral Japanese Trump commercial

We can guarantee with absolute certainty that regardless of who becomes next president in January, this viral Japanese Trump commercial below will be the best thing to come of the 2016 presidential election. As ridiculous as reality has been during this year’s campaign, film director, visual effects artist and all-around amazing human Mike Diva has managed to take things to an entirely new level.

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Pokemon Looks Like Donald Trump

One of the new Pokemon looks frighteningly similar to Donald Trump

By on June 16, 2016 at 8:41 AM.

One of the new Pokemon looks frighteningly similar to Donald Trump

Although The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wind was Nintendo’s focus at E3 2016 this year, it wasn’t the only game featured on the company’s two-day live stream. Rather, Nintendo kicked things off with an in-depth look at Pokemon Sun and Moon, the two newest entries in the popular portable franchise.

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Trump Research File

A hacker has leaked the Democrats’ dirt file on Trump

By on June 15, 2016 at 4:38 PM.

A hacker has leaked the Democrats’ dirt file on Trump

Yesterday, news leaked that the Democratic National Committee’s opposition research file on Trump had been hacked by Russian state-sponsored hackers. Today, what appears to be that same file — 200+ pages on how to take down Trump — has been leaked to news outlets by a self-proclaimed hacker.

Both Gawker.com and The Smoking Gun have published the same file today. They say they were sent it by a hacker calling himself “Guccifer 2.0,” a reference to the infamous Romanian hacker who penetrated the networks of senior politicians (including Hillary Clinton) in 2013, and is now in the custody of the FBI.

According to Gawker, his motive is to be “a fighter against all those illuminati that captured our world.”

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