You can’t make 500 million friends without launching malicious smear campaigns against a few enemies

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Google might be “evil” according to some, but we’ve never heard of the company launching a stealth smear campaign against one of its competitors in an effort to influence the media. That is what Facebook is said to have confirmed doing recently and, if true, the revelation could leave a sizable blemish on Facebook’s already tarnished public image. The Daily Beast on Thursday reports that Facebook hired PR firm Burson-Marsteller to attempt to persuade writers at several publications to publish Google-bashing pieces about the Internet giant’s “Social Circle” product invading users’ privacy. Privacy? How ironic. The campaign, shamefully led by two former journalists, backfired when a blogger Burson contacted decided to publish the firm’s emails. There is silver lining in all this, however: if Facebook is threatened enough that it is trying to pull off a catty stunt like this, Google might actually have a social offering worthy of Facebook’s, and our, attention.

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33 Comments
  • Gayne Wretzky

    Facebook is for 13 year old girls.

    • Anonymous

      Correct. And google is for us geeks living in our mom’s basements. And proudly so!!!

      • ApplesNAndroids

        You’re too much! Lol
        I read a post from you a week or so ago where you actually went out of character. ( maybe it was Norm?) either way – you guys are brilliant.

      • http://profiles.google.com/kingofdaydreaming Vu Luu

         darn, ; ( I’m living in my parents’ basement and google all the time… how irony…

  • Anonymous

    You’ve never heard of Google stealth campaigns because they don’t show up in search results…

    • Chut Pata

      Hmm. That proves Bing and other search engines are no good.

  • Anonymous

    Facebook and FaceGriMe, aka FaceTiMe, are for pre-pubescent latent sissies.

    • RDiddy

      Worst. Troll. Ever.

  • Anonymous

    Witness the birth of the Goofan (aka Facebook hater) Nation!

    • Anonymous

      Goofan, you must not allow the focus of your true mission (crApple Hater) to be sabotaged, this is clearly an attempt by crApple to divert your attention elsewhere. Let those 13 year-old girls continue to use Facebook, after all, they’re 13 and harmless and just concerned with Acne; we’ll worry about them in 3 years when they want to pro-create and stop them then. Right now, crApple is the focus.

      • Anonymous

        Master PAPITO, please accept my apologies for such an indiscretion. I assure you this will never ever happen again. It’s my hope you don’t communicate this to the rest of the Goofan (aka Apple Hater) nation board members (NORM, WALT, TIMMYBOY, PFCHANGS, ZAPATITO, et al)

      • Anonymous

        You were just manipulated by the true eviL empiRe’s, aka crApple, ploy to focus your attention elsewhere; it can happen to anyone.

        Onward with the mission and Godspeed!

  • http://twitter.com/FrankJL9 Frank lopez

    Facebook is a great tool for communicating with family and friends.

    Google is a great tool for getting shit done. (Docs, email, search)

    So simple yet the whole point is missing.

    • Anonymous

      another great tool thats been around is a phone, try using that

      • http://twitter.com/FrankJL9 Frank lopez

        Yeah I know. All those great tools are mashed up on my iphone.

  • Pure Evil

    The evil is
    Burson-Marsteller. They will work for the lowest of the low, and try to make them look good. They are the one’s that created the fake stories about babies being taken from incubators in Iraq to get us into the first Iraq war. If you’ve had an oil spill, done animal testing, sell a dangerous product, ripped off consumers, etc. they are there to make you look like a saint.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t see the purpose of FB anymore. I’ve opted for a more personal social networking that utilizes email, text, dropbox, phone calls, video chat, and actually visiting people.

    F#@& Facebook.

  • http://twitter.com/Alan_Vazquez Alan Vazquez

    It’s just business.

  • michael scott

    Is this why the android fb app blows?

    • http://twitter.com/Alan_Vazquez Alan Vazquez

      the iOS app sucks ass too

      • Anonymous

        Hahaha No. It doesn’t.

  • Anonymous

    All social networks die eventually. Facebook will eventually become so diluted with spam and other crap that people will be looking for something “untainted”. When that new thing comes along people will jump ship and Facebook will die. Then the owners of the new thing will see the boom and realize the monetization potential and we’ll start all over again.

    Divide by zero

  • Anonymous

    facebook=gay again its as simple as that

    • God

      you must be gay to know that

      • Anonymous

        nope im married, and i know everyone and theyre mommies use facebook but its gay my person opinion whether you give a shit or not its a fad just like those zipper pants that have a zipper at the knee and unzip and voila youve got a pair of shorts those are long gone just like facebook will be just give it time

      • GayOne

        Just because you’re married doesn’t mean you’re not gay, or at least bi. Most of the guys I have sex with are “married” and out having fun because their wives aren’t meeting their needs.

      • Martin

        i like how even though you were bashing the shorts you still managed to sell them with the voila!

      • Anonymous

        hey i never said the zipper pants werent nifty in the day just that theyre long gone, and im not having a gay conversation here but im more than happy with my wife satisfying me dont need a gay guy coming on here telling me your life story about who you make happy, youll pay for that one day its not ok to be gay.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sagar.sangani Sagar Sangani

    Mark Zukerberg has some serious issues

  • http://twitter.com/iphonephan iphonephan

    @BGR brilliant article title :)

  • Gayne Wretzky

    When TPTB come a callin’…. Zuckerberg will gladly sell you all out to see his name in the lights.

    He’s got all your info, your pictures and all the details on your life. Whether it’s public or private, whether its readily available on your profile or the pm’s you’ve been having with someone else’s husband.

    Facebook = Lessons learned from Basically Germany

    • Gayne Wretzky

      Nazi***** Germany.

      This damn auto correction is the work of the devil.

  • http://twitter.com/Alan_Vazquez Alan Vazquez

    Google should have stuck to search.

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