As much as Verizon has promoted the Pre for the ladies, the wireless carrier has unabashedly marketed the DROID for the manly man amongst us. This viral marketing continues with DROID X and is exploited to its comical end in Big Red’s DROID X launch documents that were recently distributed to VZW employees. For the gallant and hardy, the DROID X is high octane fuel for your eyes and has an immense appsphere that will power you way past your mortal peers. It boasts of optics that spark robotics and allows you to watch every snot-bubbling tackle on its larger-than-life screen. So ladies, we have to ask – can you handle a phone that will give you ecstatic, dilated eyes and makes you more powerful than you’ve ever been before?