May God help you if you’re not a fan of Android, because if the last few weeks are anything to go by, we’re all in for one hell of an assault over the coming year. The latest device to enter our consciousness is the Scorpion, known to HTC employees as the Olympian. Said to be a WiMAX device with a 1.5GHz Snapdragon processor and running build FRE65C of Android 2.2 aka “Froyo”, the Scorpion sounds like the prototypical device that keeps geeks like us from being able to have a good night’s sleep. The problem with this one is that the aforementioned processor is so brand new that it will be a long time before this rumored device or any other comes to market with it in tow. Guess that’s what Ambien is for.