The Internet weighs around 450.5 billion kilograms?

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How heavy is the internet

This is just too weird not to post. CNET UK has reported that the Internet has a weight, and by taking the sum total of all peripherals, computers, etc. you can actually formulate a number. So what do the intertubes weight? 498,438,559,990 kilograms to be exact. About 570,937,778 computers are connected to the Internet and are being estimated to weigh in at 22.83 billion kg, while 175,480,931 servers are said to weigh in at 1.75 billion kg. The reported weight also includes 6.075 million kg in iPhones, 6.8 million kg in BlackBerrys, and 87 million kg in cables. Somehow virus’ made the list with a weigh of 287,524 kg — huh? Now, we’re not sure how accurate their estimates are but they describe their report as both “precise” and “scientific.” We’ll let you guys scientifically hash out how precise the numbers are in the comments.

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31 Comments
  • Lawl

    Fiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrsssssst

    • ddd

      dolar?

  • ~Phel

    in related news ‘my vinyl weighs a ton’

  • ShayRiar

    Weighs more than meee

  • Makes Me Wonder

    That just has to be one of the dumbest things I’ve read in awhile

    • T

      Your obviously not on the interwebz enough then lol

  • http://www.bgr.com Mitch

    Ask Jeeves…Lol

  • ~Phel

    no love for some old school west coast hip hop I see…

  • James

    The Internet is fat. Lets kick a few million people off so that we can have faster download speeds. :D

  • Dana

    Exactly what I figured.

  • KHAN

    does that count all the fat chicks on myspace?

  • jarrod

    I wonder if they included the weight of wires and satellites.

  • webby

    obviously what we need is a really really powerful anti-gravity device to lighten things up around here.

  • Matt Thompson

    Stunning! Okay, moving on..

  • LockNut

    Just when I thought I knew it all…

  • ~Phel

    damn yall must be a bunch of nerdy crackas…no love for peanut butter wolfes greatest cd or hip hop

  • ChocoTaco

    How in the HELL are there 6 BILLION KILOGRAMS in iPhones? The iPhone weighs nowhere near a kilogram, and there hasn’t been anywhere near 6 billion sold. That makes absolutely no sense.

    • http://www.bgr.com Andrew Munchbach

      @ChocoToco

      First, awesome name.

      Secondly, you are absolutely right. I got my millionz and my billionz mixed up…was looking at too many numbers. It is 6.075 million kg in iPhones and 6.8 million kg in BlackBerrys.

      I submitted the changes and the article should be updated soon. Thanks, and good catch!

      • Storm_trooper

        Ah, millions would make alot more sense than billions of KG in smartphones

  • tRICKster

    Sounds like the number crunchers had too much free time.

  • warrentotheg

    This is a pretty dumb report and completely inaccurate, but how much does online porn weigh? Do fake tits add weight? What if my mouse or keyboard has man juice or lotion on it from watching said porn? Do you factor in that added weight? I’m confused…and horny. Lol

    • A man

      Wow, man…. wow….

    • KHAN

      BGR commenters = stunned

  • Tim

    This is stupid lol.. It’s like asking how much do the memories of a person weigh, and then measuring the weight of said person’s brain. uhh… right.

  • warrentotheg

    @Tim

    I have a Pug too man. Mines fawn colored. Awesome dogs bro. Piss everywhere, but awesome.

  • Nuthin

    1,096,564,831,978 lbs…for those of us metrically challenged morons

    or more simply about 1.1 Trillion pounds

  • iMiiTH

    Made in America ;D

  • Jdizzle

    Just another example of how Verizon sucks and is a stupid racist company.

  • warhed

    Next they’ll be measuring phone data….?

  • JakeyBoy

    how about just too lame to post on BGR. this story is crap. those numbers can never be verified. just retarded. DID ZACH EPSTEIN COME BACK OR SOMETHING…..epic fail

  • http://reclametijgers.nl Roy

    Ow, just added another 3kgs of comment!

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