Schiller to lead the way at Apple's WWDC keynote

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It’s official. Many expected Steve Jobs to use the WWDC keynote and impending new iPhone announcement to make his triumphant return to the helm but as it turns out, that won’t be the case. Instead, the man who would be king, Phillip Schiller, will be leading the way come June 8th according to a release this morning from Apple. The company’s senior vice president of Worldwide Product Marketing has been up to the task before and while he doesn’t quite give off the same “president of the cool kids club” vibe as Stevo, he has done a fine job. Whether or not he will do the honors and unveil Apple’s next iPhone and/or notebook/netbook/tablet remains to be seen. Will Jobs be the “one more thing” and emerge from behind a curtain holding the new iPhone while Mamma Said Knock You Out blares over the sound system? Ok, probably not… But he might still show up.

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14 Comments
  • ennTOXX

    oh, not this guy again.
    i guess it could be worse.
    expect apple stock to drop in price soon, again.

  • llcoolJ

    BLARES out

    If you’re gonna invoke my song, learn how to spell, dumbZach

  • grrr

    r u the real LL? funny.

  • AgBand

    President of the Cool Kids Club? “Mamma Said Knock You Out”? Now that’s funny. True journalistic genius, Zach. I hope the BGR compensates you well for you great wit.

  • grrr

    i meant to say are you the real Ladies Love Cool James?

  • motomann

    I like this guy!!

  • http://www.jphotog.com Eric

    Apple’s stock ALWAYS drops after every Keynote. Wall Street is full of dopes, and this is just one symptom of that.

    Don’t expect a hardware release. WWDC is about software.

  • Chiitown Kruger

    i miss steve :( (((

  • Bdizzah

    Truth^^^^
    I can’t see them droppin a new iphone with out David Kor..I mean steve jobs. Sorry I almost made reference to the wrong cult.

  • http://Davidthande.blogspot.com DavidThande

    This guy isn’t on my facebook is what I kept thinking, as I was scrolling down on my Berry. That automatically says he not cool.

  • motomann

    There will not be any new hardware!

  • rattyuk

    “Many expected Steve Jobs to use the WWDC keynote”

    That includes everyone who forgot that on his departure Steve Jobs said “End of June” Don’t think June 8th qualifies as end of June.

  • gokmengs

    @llcoolj
    LMAO, one of the funniest comments, also major ownage.

  • civilian

    Steve does not want to be there to introduce only a slight upgrade.

    slightly upgraded hardware + slightly upgraded(or should i say updated) software + same design style and battery = not so great

    cant wait to see what we can do with 3.0 jailbreak though!!!! wonder how long it will take the dev team to jailbreak the new iphone.

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