Nokia blows a gasket, shows off N86 in Singapore without an MWC announcement

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We’re sort of a little speechless right now, as we have official confirmation that Nokia is the most peculiar handset manufacturer in the world, ever. You’re Nokia. You’ve got a very good idea that Samsung will be announcing the sexiest Symbian handset of all time (OmniaHD) at MWC this year. It’s got the goods in nearly every area imaginable (though a keypad might be nice). Your upcoming flagship Nseries, the N97 is old news so you can’t rely on it as your big announcement at MWC. You’ve got a handful of ho-hum handsets spread out on your table alongside your first 8 megapixel offering with an AMOLED display, aGPS, a digital compass, an FM transmitter, a battery yielding up to 25 hours of audio playback and what looks to be configurable color-changing keypad lighting. What do you do? Well apparently you take the most interesting unannounced handset you’ve got, the 8 megapixel N86, and show it off in Singapore at something called Showcase Nokia 2009. For real? Even if Nokia does make the handset official tomorrow or Wednesday at MWC, it doesn’t make this peculiar move any more reasonable. On a related note, sources are telling us that Nokia may be announcing its first 12 megapixel handset, the Nwtf, at the Shady Acres senior center next month. Prune juice will be served. Hit the jump for more shots, and hit yourself in the head repeatedly if you were involved with the decision making process at Nokia that lead to this debacle.

Thanks, Canis_Major!

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6 Comments
  • vasra

    Hhaha, best report in ages!

    I ROTLFed.

  • matthias

    rolling on the laughing federal?

  • jam

    you bastards nokia, why don’t you put in xenon flash like it said on the roadmap?

    they best fucking do an n82 successor

    damn you for making good phones :P

  • http://www.cameronnewland.com Cameron Newland

    That’s cool that they’re packing in the pixels onto the camera sensor, but seriously, there’s no way the sensor could get any light. I want to see a serious camera on a Nokia device with decent optics and a larger sensor for better low light performance and less noise. It’d sell super well. It’s clear that that’s not what this device is about though. Looks like a pretty sick device though….is it just an N97 with a numpad instead of a keyboard? Or are there tons of other differences?

  • andy

    so lets home this doesnt have the build quality of the n85.

  • bgr reader

    Hopefully it’s truely the first n-series with good built quality. The spec sheet boasts it has scratch resistant surface

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