BlackBerry Storm unboxed!

Verizon has to cripple the team that put policies in their handsets selection

There is nothing revolutionary about the phone except it’s a mimic or a copy of the iphone minus a lot of features

528 Mhz processor, not 624 Mhz, neutered, matter of fact they have chosen a cheaper CPU pxa930 instead of the powerful pxa320 (Samsung Omnia) which can be over clocked to a 806mhz (pxa320 has 256 kb l2 cache and a 768 kb 3d frame buffer)
Not VGA, only half the revolution! When they thought of the resolution, they saw the iphone as the limit, there is no creativity
No wide screen format to play movies nicely, only square 4:3 aspect ratio, they forgot to copy that.
No infrared port
No flash support
No Bluetooth v2.1
No video acceleration, u have to pay for data plans but u can’t play online games!
No LED, regular TFT LCD
No 16.7 millions true colors like the
No WiMax, don’t even dream about it
No wifi, no streaming (streaming is not allowed in the data plan)
No high number of channels of polyphonic (32 channels only) ringtones typically 72
Pages are slow to load and render and zoom/pan operations were slow and jerky no matter what the software version is, it will be in beta till after one year at least.
Not really built for multi tasking only small memory (128 MB RAM) even it has big Rom
No 8-megapixel camera
No stereo microphone
No stereo loudspeaker
No Hdmi
No electronic dictionary,
No Business card recognition
No finger print reader

No to Crippled Storm

It’s funny how there’s someone standing next to him that could have held the camera. Instead it takes him 5 minutes to get the box open. Retard.

LOL – That was great!!!

On a side note: I love how some people only comment to complain. If you don’t want to comment about the “unboxing,” don’t comment at all. There is a time and place for everything. Ugh.

@Storm Analyzer – you missed a couple points

Not a toaster
Not a microwave
Cant keep my beer cold
Wont jerk me off
Want keep me warm if I cold
No Compas
I cant use it as a stool
No teleporting into the future

Stupid jerkoff RIM bastard losers

hahahahaha mangenius that was amazing, storm analyzer…. your a tool

Oh, OK… phones 4u… looked like “AU.”

My bad! Carry on!

Pretty frustrating watching this tard try to unbox it with one hand while his partner just flaps her jaws.

wtf was that??????????? That video remind me of the movie cloverfield, keep the camera steady damn it!!!!!!!!!!!

lol lol – good one mangenius

@ mangenius
LMFAO! That was funny, but yea Storm Analyzer is a total douche bag

Let’s see if he’s getting any for the rest of the month…

If anyone remembers the viral video about the N64 kid, this reminds me a little of that, and when I picture the BGR staff unboxing a Storm I just get a mental version of N64 kid but with a grown man and a Storm instead lol.

Thank you to all my fans. My next show will be scheduled shortly after douche boy Storm Analyzer comments again

Best one-handed unboxing EVER. Totally worthy of BlackBerrys everywhere. I liked it because it was very laid back and showed no respect for the Storm whatsoever.

What the heck is Queers English, you cruddy bloke? How’s ’bout I give you a bunch of fivers acrost your cheeky gob. Ho, ho, ho. His old lady ain’t holdin’ nothin’ to shoot some BlackBerry unboxing. Good job.

Hold the camera still, dumbass!

the touch screen is fantastic – much better than i thought it would be