Sony doesn’t want you to have children

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Sony has just announced its latest line of laptop batteries, engineered exclusively for masochists. Wait, no, don’t get excited. It looks like it was just an accident that Sony’s notebook batteries have been melting on people’s laps. Back to the shadows of society you go, you crazy deviants. The US Consumer Product Safety Commission has decided to recall approximately 35,000 laptop batteries after reports from 19 people that their lappys got a bit too hot to handle. 17 of the 19 reported that their computers actually caught fire and two of them even suffered burns as a result. The affected batteries have shipped out in various manufacturer models including Dell, Toshiba and HP notebooks. Sony, buddy, what’s going on here? The world has been having some serious battery shortages lately and you’re off frying people’s thighs. Not cool. Sony also issued a major recall for similar reasons last month, affecting about 438,000 laptops around the world. Now this. It might not be a bad idea to start checking the battery make on potential notebook purchases from here on out… Hit the jump to find out if there’s a chance your laptop might try to stop you from reproducing, and for recall info if you plan to thwart it.

Hewlett-Packard

  • dv1000
  • dv8000
  • zd8000

Compaq Presario:

  • v2000 and v2400

HP Compaq:

  • nc6110, 6120, 6140, 6220, 6230
  • nx4800, 4820, 6110, 6120, 9600

Toshiba Satellite:

  • A70/A75
  • P30/P5
  • M30X/M35X
  • M50/M55
  • ecra:
  • A3, A5, S2

Dell

  • Latitude 110L
  • Inspiron: 1100, 1150, 5100, 5150, 5160

Consumer Contacts:

Hewlett-Packard
(800)889-2031
http://www.hp.com/support/BatteryReplacement

Toshiba
(800) 457-7777
http://www.bxinfo.toshiba.com

Dell
(866) 342-0011
http://www.dellbatteryprogram.com

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5 Comments
  • Desmond

    Two years ago when I had a Dell Laptop, Sony made a major recall for around 1 million (or 0.1 million) batteries (mine is fine tho). Ok, well, if it’s an accident, we can understand, cuz everyone would make mistake. But plz DON’T make the mistake again… Now here it goes….. Maybe it’s not a mistake any more… It’s about quality of products, manufacturing… and company/brand.

  • Mister Ecua

    This has happened to me twice w/ sony’s batteries. I’m glad they actually had a recall!

  • http://www.minaidehazukashii.com/hinano/ Hinano

    I LOL’ed xP

  • http://kanseiranch.org kansei

    @Desmond –this is an extension of the same recall. These laptops were made 2004-2005 (I think into 2006 for the HPs).

    What’s troubling is that Engadget reported earlier that some Lenovo laptops were included as well, but linked to an article with zero details, not even the links to the sites to go to for the replacement batteries.

  • alan

    Wow i knew their manufacturing practices standards had lowered but i wouldn’t have imagined they’d drop this low. This is very serious, i’d so sue their asses off if my laptop suddenly started melting on my lap.

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