Windows Gurus Set to Invade an Electronics Retailer Near You

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We have to wonder if the culmination of Microsoft’s $300mm marketing endeavor will be a battle royale on Monday Night Raw or Pay Per View. Windows Gurus vs. Mac Geniuses in a cage match to the death. Not only would we totally be willing to buy that event on PPV, we guarantee that everyone on the BGR team will pick up a shiny new Vista PC if the Windows Gurus get out alive. Let’s get it on! In the meantime, the Gurus have a slightly different task at hand that likely requires a bit less training and a bit more sweating. According to Reuters, Microsoft will be setting up camp in hundreds of Best Buy and Circuit City locations around the country. Their mission: Educate the masses and show potential customers the many benefits of Vista. Brilliant! Think about how economical this plan is compared to Apple’s scheme. Apple has to plant dedicated Geniuses in each and every Apple store it runs. Microsoft on the other hand, can double its return by having each Guru team run back and forth across the highway to cover Best Buy and Circuit City in one fell swoop. Who’s the genius now, Stevo?

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10 Comments
  • Galvatron

    window guru lol they hava aposin for that now? what certs are they asking for? I don’y put much faith in worst buy they won’t educate you they just wann max the 50+ somethings plastic an don’t even educate em most of em go to the peek squad and even they are clueless

  • mykie

    $300 marketing campaign? MS is really stretching their bucks!

    If the “Apple Geniuses” are the analogue to a “Windows Gurus”, or the Best Buy “Geek Squad” it won’t really matter, since they’re all about equal to “Sandwich Artist”.

  • backbeat

    ^ Your illiterate ’4-thumbs-and-a-finger character’ is stale, kid.

  • Lil’ B

    What the hell is Galvatron talkin’ bout?

    Anyways, it is still funny how Best Buy always ends up across the street from Circuit City!

  • Galvatron

    not here but i can see the gas station analogy.

    @ backbeat STFU with your superiority complex

  • H4MM3R

    I hope they’re not wearing a “Cup”.

  • MarxAnth

    Are they actually gonna help you with your Vista problems on your pc or just gonna be PR monkeys showing you the wizbang features on their maxed out store units?

  • Josh

    MAD PROPS TO MYKIE!!!! Hilarious! You forgot ‘latte jockey’ though… :) They’re all the same!

  • Galvatron

    my bet is pr monkey heck if anything worst buy needs togo theri customer service blows.

  • http://www.bgr.com Zach Epstein

    mykie, Thanks – subliminally I might have left off the “mm” thinking about MS’s impact value to date…

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