It’s 95 degrees and I’m hot: the semi-rant about Apple

By on Jun 7, 2008 at 4:52 PM
General June 7, 2008

So, look. It’s blistering hot outside in the city, and I’d like to take the time in-between my ice baths to tell y’all something that’s been on my mind. You might have checked out some of the “leaked” 3G iPhone pictures that were out the last day or so. Are they real? Probably not. But here’s my point…Everyone is so certain that because the pictures are still online, the phone is fake. Because, you know, Apple legal would be on that like a German Shepherd on a Shih Tzu. Don’t ask, I just looked outside my window. But, that’s not obviously true. Steve doesn’t want his thunder stolen on Monday, and if Apple legal is demanding the pictures to be taken down, surely we’d know they were real. So, assuming the pictures are real, don’t expect to see them taken down anytime soon. And if they’re real, Apple leaves them up so you think they are fake. Get it? But this is all for nothing because the pictures probably aren’t real. Back to my ice bath. 

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  • GBallew

    Gal…just shut up.

    Nobody cares, and most of us doubt 100% of what you say.

    …reading your posts is kinda like watching the special olympics; you feel really bad for laughing at somebody else’s expense…but you just cant help it!

  • http://www.bgr.com The Boy Genius

    @ Galvatron

    No problem. I need a suite at the Four Seasons Scottsdale and please call NetJets and arrange my travel dates. Will have my assistant send you a list of all other requirements. Will see if I can brave it out this summer in 100+ heat!

  • Galvatron

    that’ why i don’t buy apple period

  • GBallew

    you just need to buy something with spell check…

  • Galvatron

    lol this posting method dosn’t utilize the F7 key in M$ word

  • GBallew

    I think a little effort on your part may help also…there is a nifty thing called a “Backspace” key

  • Galvatron

    lol thi laptps 3 years old an you have to punch some keys extra hard caus the simple key stroke dosn’t work all to well anymore i us to air kose his keyboad daily when i worked an a contrunstuction yard

  • dt3k

    102F with 55-60% Humidity here. It’s so much easier to beat the heat than the cold.

  • collin

    holy crap… im pretty sure that wouldn’t have made any sense even if i had been sober!!

  • sh0N

    I feel like I’m reading something a deaf man would type when I read gal’s posts.

    I live in phx too and I dig the heat. F the humidity.

    That’s all yours BG.

    @gal, install ubuntu or run the live cd, spell check is in every text field. thx

    I can’t wait to see if these picts are semi real. I’m curious as to what happen to the mute button, and the flaw of the format of “wifi” in the text, but ok…

    I was doing some digging around the WWDC website and saw the schedule, there are some interesting “labs” about the development of native video apps and video capabilities.. Video chat here we come??? ;) Monday shall be a cool day for us phone freaks. I can’t wait.

  • evilhomer

    @galvatron: You living in that kind of heat makes me wish you were made of butter instead of sh1t. It sure explains why your fried brain is incapable of forming choherent and complete sentances.

  • Jeff B.

    Damn BG I feel bad for you. It’s 78F and sunny here and with the next few days the highest if like 80F.

  • Galvatron

    not my brain just my keyboard

  • Tyrone D.

    On Jun 8, 2008 @ 2:35 am, Galvatron Said:

    not my brain just my keyboard

    WOW! I believe that was the first Galvatron comment I was able to understand without using Microsoft Word’s Spelling and Grammar check function. Great job, Galvatron! Keep up the good work!

  • Tyrone D.

    I can’t believe it’s going to be 92* today in Boston! I’m not stepping outta my place…helllllllll no!

  • Geinge82

    The photos are real.

  • bmwguy80

    Ha, I work at NetJets and would gladly arrange a flight for BG if it would shut up Galvatron!

  • That70sGAdawg

    When we run out of things to say… We talk about the weather. I think that ever possible configuration/spec for the new iPhone has been covered.
    I AM amazed that in this day and age Apple can keep a secret like the new iPhone specs, or the Air (that I’m using in Hotlanta just fine) till the last moment of the Keynotes. Which leads me to believe that IF the new iPhone is to be available tomorrow, or even Tuesday they are out there and Someone will leak a real picture today. If not, then like the Air -Steve will pull one out tomorrow, but it won’t be available for at least a week.

  • MO

    lol boy genius u lost it!!! anyway blackberry bold/niagra/thunder/kickstart or flip all for da win!!!

    ps: i’m proud to be a RIM stan

  • ChrisNYC

    Barron’s saying Jobs won’t have the phone, it’s delayed due to chipset issues.

    I don’t believe it, we’ll know at 1pm EST, right?

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