Now Easier Than Ever to Get Your Fat on While Driving

That’s right people, you’re looking at history right here. It’s time to sit back in admiration and just watch the design awards start rolling in. If there is just one truth that is absolutely indisputable, it’s the fact that Americans are in dire need of a way to get fat and calories crammed into their pie holes more efficiently. Fast food chains have taken the first step with the advent of the drive-through. No longer is it necessary to muster the strength required to lift all of that bulk out of the driver’s seat and waddle in and out of your favorite processed meat vendor. Pull up your SUV, bark your order, flash some cash and zip home. You could be daring and attempt to stuff some of that tasty goodness down while driving but multitasking of that sort is no rookie maneuver. Who can wait the eight minutes it takes to get back to your diggs though? Problem solved. The French Fry Holder is just what the doctor ordered. Make use of that cup holder by plopping this puppy down and allow it to serve you your bounty in the delicate fashion that cuisine of this caliber deserves. Fan-friggin-tastic.

[Via AutomoBlog]


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