Adorning your cell phone with Swarovski crystals is soooooo 2006. Want to step up your game and bling the next big thing? Well, someone seems to think that means icing your toilet. It’s new from the “Isis” collection from designer Jemal Wright out of Hollywood, Florida. And it can be yours for the meager price of $75k. Should that not be enough for you and your trust fund, he’s also got a sink available, and coming soon…a bathtub. Personally, we can think of a lot of better things to spend that kind of scratch on, but we’re also a big fan of the ridiculous, and this definitely qualifies.