Loit, the company behind this concoction, is billing it as a “retro” device, but we honestly don’t see anything terribly “retro” about it. This baby doesn’t appear to have much in the way of specs or features, but when you look so crazy, it’s easy to overlook the little stuff. It also comes with an incredibly ambiguous remote control. Happy clicking. We don’t know how much it costs, but if you’re in the market for something along these lines, we’re guessing that price isn’t much of an issue. Weirdo.